Rhoades Family Blog

The Rhoades Family Blog is a way for the members of the Wm. W. Rhoades, Jr. family to stay in touch. This website is exclusively for family and friends.

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Location: Marietta, Georgia, United States

I am a writer of great songs that you can hear on MySpace.com/eddierhoades and that's only a sampling of what I do live. I hope you delve into the archived blogs

Friday, September 18, 2009

I'm In Trouble

I'm In Trouble
Do you know the three words you hate to hear when you are having sex? They are: "Honey I'm home."
That just happened to me and I am in deep trouble. My wife came home and caught me in bed with a little midget woman. She started screaming and crying and pitching a fit and said "You promised me you wouldn't run around on me anymore." To which I replied "Well, you can see I've cut down."
By the way, I finally figured out why my eyes burn so much during sex: It's the mace.


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